I spent my morning today widdling away in purgatory/jury duty. I've always bragged about the fact that I've never been called upon . . . those days are over.
8:37 am: go through a bunch of metal detectors (I overslept)
8:42 am: enter the hellish waiting room where potential jurors sit and wait
9:00 am: Oprah comes on, stories of kids who are super awesome
10:00 am: The View comes on, Rosie O'Donnell makes me want to kill myself
11:00 am: We're dismissed
This is my bored doodle circa 10:48 am.