My wife has this incredibly evil habit of talking to me when I'm asleep to see if she can get me to enter into a nonsensical conversation with her. When it works, she writes it down. Here is our conversation from last night:
Robin: I love you
Me: I love your mom
Robin: You love my mom?
Robin: What about me?
Me: You're ok too
Robin: What's so great about my mom?
Robin: What's Nyuki?
Me: It's what's so great about your mom
Robin: What is Nyuki?
Me: New and delicious human snacks